The adventures of Joe the Plummer

As Joe ran to his house, he had to hope nothing happened when he was getting there. He knew that his toilet was going to clog with the next flush. When he got there it was not clogged. So then he flushed it and it still did not clog. Joe then brought out his AK-47, and put it on fully-automatic, and shot the toilet. Joe then brought out a live grenade, threw it around the remaining pieces of the toilet and he ran. The cops showed up at his house before it exploded. As the grenade exploded the cops ran into Joe’s bathroom and it killed them.